WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
A TREE BRANCH????????
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
Words can’t even begin to describe how sweet Evelyne is. I was in line that rounded the corner and I really had to go to the bathroom so I’m like ehh fuck it and I walk towards the theater. Then I see this huge crowd and cameras standing around and I hear, “OH MY GOD IT’S EVELYNE”
Cue instant fangirl emotions.
She’s greeting practically every fan in the line, so I wait until she comes towards me to speak to her. “Hi Evelyne, I just wanted to say I loved you in Café de Flore.” “You saw it!?” “Yes it’s one of my favorite of your films!” “Oh, that’s so great thank you so much! Do you want to get a picture?” And in this moment I freak out because I walked up alone and didn’t have anyone I knew to ask to take the picture. It was in this moment I was so starstruck that I forgot selfies were a thing.
So while I’m looking like an idiot trying to find someone to take our picture, she’s like, “Why don’t we take a selfie? Yeah, let’s take a selfie!” And I’m like OH YEAH. SELFIES ARE A THING. We take some selfies.
"So which clone are you?" "Well I dunno. My jacket’s like Helena, hat like Sarah, and glasses and nose ring like Cosima!" "Oh that’s so cool! You’re like all the clones combined! And I really like your shirt!" And then I say thank you and she hands me jello and I book it back to my spot in line to proceed freaking out. Silently of course.
But this sums up my Ebro adventure for today. I am dead and gone.
Inspired by X
Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.
HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.
Bless this man.
the man. the myth. the legend.
Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..
Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED
THIRD TIME REBLOGGING